sorry, I was drunk, meant to give it a thumbs up.

I once had my gall bladder removed by Dr. Seuss.

<< Police say they explained to the woman, whom they are not identifying >> Well, maybe they should identify this moron to serve as a deterrent to others.

In 1,000 years, I'll be dead but The Simpsons will still be going strong.

Looks like 2 people woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.  What's with the thumbs down votes?

And you wonder why your friends nicknamed you "The Grinch"

I prefer waffle fries, so I guess I must be dumb as a rock.

McDonald's has gone downhill ever since they killed the McRib.

<< The maintenance costs would be terrible especially with all the grass. >> That's exactly why I installed AstroTurf in my yard.