A Rice would be extra nice. She could be in charge of Chalupas for the Poor! The new Republican social program.   It'll be wonderful when the electorate flushes all these democrats out of their entrenched position in government and we get some men of action like Newt!   Vote for Newt. He's so cuddly & cute!

Well Dorklen is black and he kisses every democrat's rear end.   BTW, Warren is 81 and his heir, a fat son, is in his fifties.

Those without patience or time should probably be checking in at the local funeral parlor. At the very least, they shouldn't be in the market.   Maybe that's the problem with Americans. They expect the market to provide an instant reward. That might explain why they only buy when the market is sharply rising (mob ...more

Instead of worrying about whatever, some of you should gather some instructions in investing from the world's great investors like Warren. You'll notice that he has added IBM and BAC recently to his portfolio.   What is the secret to riches? It is simply finding great values (stocks, bonds, houses, Chalupas, or wh...more

Ah yes the glorious experience of surfing, the adrenalin rush, and the finally the climax of conquering the great wave. Why one old timer told me it was exactly like taking a big dump after a period of constipation!

What great advice - let's kill them all and let God sort it out!   The leader of N Korea has died and looks like his fat young son, who'll likely be around for a long time, will replace him.   We'll need several re-incarnations of fat Hillary to manage the tensions between N Korea and the rest of the world. ...more

Dorklen, B-flat, Endeavor, and Swagger (I just don't know) would be a fine compliment to any lunatic asylum. Yuk yuk yuk!   We'll hire VF to administer the medication!

This isn't the time to save money but spend it. Houses are cheap and so are a whole host of consumer items. There are some great deals out there on cars. How about a nice new Benz?   The economic-financial climate is always changing and one must adjust to it. Besides if you had fashioned a good plan to guide your i...more

Stupid is as stupid does to quote a great American philosopher. Consider one of the most stupid activities in existence or surfing. What does this involve? Why simply paddling out into the water on a wooden or fiberglass board. When one get far enough out, a wave will come along and bring you back in. After a while, yo...more