Can someone explain to me why "real" women are fat? My wife is a real woman and she works hard to keep herself healthy and in shape (as do I) by exercising regularly and yes we deprive ourselves of donuts and candy bars and heaping plates of fettuccine alfredo most of the time because we know it isn't good for us. Just...more

Actually it wasn't much of a punishment as those clothes are still in fashion in Utah.

Are there really ANY people who haven't already seen her boobs multiple times?

Hey doc, Maybe your mom can read this article to you so you can know what we're talking about. Of course an alternate theory is that you're severely retarded and wouldn't understand even if she did read it to you.

Maybe he and the "mother" can like get into wife swapping with Robin and Barney...oh and Marshall and Lily. I'd pay good money to see a movie in a few years where they all go on a hilarious Hawaiian adventure and get busy with each other's spouses. Kind of like a cross between American Reunion, Forgetting Sarah Marshal...more

Yes, please leave.

Big deal. So a few innocent people get shot here and there. As long as I can buy any kind of guy I want any TIME I want without any record whatoever of the transaction it's all good. That's what Jesus intended when he wrote the 2nd Amendment and delivered it to George Washington and Abraham Lincoln.

Wait. WHICH God.? I don't want to piss off the wrong one and get his angels pissed at me. There are a LOT of different ones to pick from. I imagine your answer will be YOUR particular flavor of deity.

"Religion celebrates life." Says the man with a symbol of death around his neck. Why is the cross not a symbol of death? Silly people. Time to grow up and leave childhood superstitions in the past.