Um, he won't be stealing any more mail.  At least for awhile.

This would be breakfast, lunch and dinner.  And maybe "fourth meal" as well.

He wants to ketchup with the rest of the market.  Har har. . . .

I have neighbor cats that always want food.  Nobody wants to feed them, so I do it.  They all come in the back yard, look up at me in the back windows, and just stand there as if saying, "Feed me.  Now."  Well, I hope they all like Fancy Feast.  Thank God for Costco.

Wow.  This is behavior that's more like a bunny rabbit.  Does this cat have a rabbit friend that he learned from?

Good call.  Redundant.

I rarely eat donuts.  Empty calories.

Good Bargains is no bargain.

This sounds disgusting.