These are...ok.. But Until You Have Seen The Firefalls On Romulas You Just Don't Know What You Are Missing...

Let's See If His Insurance Carrier Drops Him...

Hmm? What Stange Thing Have I Seen Someone Try To Pay With ? A GUN !

I CAN'T EVEN ANSWER A SILLY QUESTION LIKE THIS.. 4,000,000,000 YEARS FROM NOW? REALLY??? LIKE ANYONE'S ANSWER WILL BE PRESERVED FOR CONSIDERATION.. SORRY BUT... REALLY !  PLEASE.. NEXT QUESTION..

In A Heartbeat ! GOODBYE BILL COLLECTORS !!! HELLO MARS !!!

Two Wrongs Do Not Make A Right....

What Is This "Barefoot & Pregnant" Attitude Anyway... Are You Saudi Men Affraid An Educated Professional Saudi Woman Will Not Want You Anymore?

Listen... I Want ALL 7 OF THE THESE LUNATICS Put Away From The General Population Of This Planet Immediately... How Did I Come Up With 7 Nut Cakes?  The 5 Wackos That Paid To Eat Them Organs, The Nut That Donated Them.. And The Chef That Supervised The Roasting Of The Pee- Nuts!

Yes. I Chuckled So Hard One Time My Shorts Became The Bathroom!  Gross!!