do you need a permit to live in a tree?

The car will scare the crap out of the other drivers even when it's parked

I tried watching TV for 2 hours

I'm so old I could have gone to Woodstock (I didn't).  I remember the creativity and excitement of the music.  How come I can't find comments here saying something positive about this festival?

gotta show this to my 86 year old father who insists he's too old to live any longer

why waste some good protein?

Maybe those people just want to poop in peace without the USA running their affairs.

Hey, they stole the plot from an old Twilight Zone episode!

How about a 10 million volt cattle prod to his genitals, waterboarding, and being forced to watch 48 hours straight of the Christian Broadcasting Network?