Aww.. I want a therapy dog!

Better question... would I go?  NOOOO!!!!

Really... are we really going to try and blame drug testing for creating a psycho? If he smoked a little more it would have been nothing more than saying to his brother "dude, we should really build a bomb... but first... I'm hungry... what were we going to do again... oh yeah... Xbox!"

I'd almost watch Star Trek if I knew babes like that where on... who am I kidding... she's hot... but I'm cool! I'd never watch that show!!

Man I'd love to see her wiener!

I'd like to "fist pump" him right in the face... best part of any other those idiots ended up as a stain in their momma's mattress!

That's real good... but before you go and buy MLB tickets to see him play... find out who's batting!

I don't care... I don't do drugs... If it has to be mixed up in a lab... it's a drug! I can get everything I need to sustain life naturally from the earth!

OMG! Plastic surgery has turned her into Nicole Richie!!