Damn, I'm glad they stopped this potential attack.  Just think, if they had succeeded in killing Obama, we would have had Biden as PRESIDENT.

Serving the original "Happy Meal".

If I went to the 7-11 today, and tried to pay with gold for my coffee and doughnut -  how well would it go?

Didn't they do this in the "Mad Max" movie Beyond Thunderdome?

The sharks always circle for a while before attacking.  Their food tastes better if you scare the s&%t out of it first.

Italian food at an Olive Garden.

I've got a job in Texas.  I wouldn't in Detroit.

To all:  They are not "illegal aliens"  they are "undocumented democrats"

The glass is never half empty ot half full.  Just ask any engineer.  The glass is twice as big as it needs to be.