It's crocodile mouth and hummingbird as$s$. You got it backwards, fool.
Respiratory infection = drying out, accompanied by DT's.
Ho-mo-sex-u-al. That's five syllables.
atty12, why did your parents have you?
Can't Understand Negative Tirades. Take the first letter of each word in that sentence and you will have a pretty accurate description of Ms. Dicicco.
Unless you can resurrect Fred Gwynne from the grave, forget it.