I know nothing about lawn maintenance, and yet knew everything in this article.     Don't think you went to an expert for this one.

You're kidding about the tipping -- right?  If you can't afford to eat out -- don't eat out.   That I'll buy as a money-saver.  But if you can afford to eat out, and you choose to do so,  you can afford to give a generous tip to the server.  They work hard -- and they do a lot of shifts where they don't make much money...more