Monday Night Football is the No.1 show on cable you moron.

Maybe now that he has found half a heart, he might find half a brain to go along with it.

That trickle down isn't even getting to the suburbs anymore.  Who was the idiot who thought that was a great idea?

Hey bud.  You realize some one who knows you gave that photo to your opponent  They must not have gotten the joke.

Who ever finished fifth should suggest pistols at ten paces.

BEWARE!!!  The pooch might want to hump more than  your leg.

Perhaps she thought with dad's new transplanted heart, he'd be more tolerant.

Just give it more time and the economy will finally trickle all the way down.  It has only been 30 years, no need to jump to conclusions.

10 camels is about as close to D-Day as he can come, but he can't get them here.