Isn't that why it's called the "secret service"?

If Barry want's to go green, just fart in the gas tank.  It's the same methane we call "natural gas".

I think it's called "cash for clunkers".

They lost count!

The great American humorist Will Rogers once said: "I don't tell jokes about our government; I just report what they do."

Wasn't Kermit THE Frog green, too?

justredd66:   we're the one's getting hosed   if that's security, i'd rather be cared for by insecurity

fergit da grammer - the point was that it was "planned stupidity"

Dontcha just love our government agencies?!?!  They can't even read, either!  Another government agency screwup and we, the people, have to pay for it!  Take it out of their salary!