You can be scary, you can be cool.  The impossible can be possible.   If it happens, it happens.   You can run, but you can't hide.  Might as well forget about it.   Ignore it and regain your peace of mind.

I will jump the bear and knock it to the gravel driveway, then I will bash myself over the head with a gun.  Yep, what goes around, comes around.   I will also teach the bear how to fire a gun.   That will make us even....   hahaha.....   LOL.....

My reaction to this story???   Bull  sh****ttttt

Cool like a scoop of ice cream.   haha...  When I reach that age, I can knock the ****kk out of these young punks 40 years my junior, guaranteed.  haha...

Don't get too uptight fool.   Just misspelled a word that is all.    :))

These freaking bull dogs are nuts.   Most suffered from brain tumor.   That is why they act this way.   Imagine they bite your thigh, then twist and turn and spin.   What will happen to your thigh????These mean buggards won't let go once they bite you.

Again, I have  to clarify that 12 inches long before erection is not a  Wee Willie Nelson.  You republicans are funny and ignorant people.  Republican party should be abolished, instead use the money to build a psycho ward for you people.   :)

No, that will be too cruel.   Humanly kill them, prepare them and put food on the table.   :)

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