What do you call a man with no arms nor legs on the front porch? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms nor legs in a hole in the ground? Phil. What do you call a man with no arms nor legs in the middle of a lake? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms nor legs on a hot sidewalk? Flip. What do you call a man w...more

Reminds me of a program I saw on television a long time ago, about children who were born to parents exposed to radiation from the Chernobyl disaster. There was one child, a boy, who was born with his heart outside of his body. It was sticking out of his back.

Love bacon.

Cool flick.

What's next? A backpack made out of a gutted chimpanzee? Ye gods.

So now scientists can estimate how the dinosaurs behaved by studying the behavior of birds, huh? I understand birds are supposed to be the evolutionary descendants of the dinos. Human beings are supposed to be evolutionary descendants of monkeys, but how many people do you know who throw $hit at each other?

That looks like it hurts.

What do I see in the inkblot? I see a smudge on a newspaper page.   Like many people I believe in a higher power, but I don't let my imagination run away with me. Some people are so desperate to find proof of the Almighty they'll grasp at anything.

Yeah, sounds like someone who likes to pay his/her frustrations forward.