The Mad Crapper...

The Red White and Blue (and chrome)..."Captain America" Harley Davidson Panhead Chopper that  Peter Fonda rode in the movie Easyrider would be just fine for me...

When I was younger I worked on a large ranch in Texas that included many donkeys and Mules...(A mule is half donkey and half horse) The ranch mostly had camels. The animals were 99.99 percent predictable... but you can never rule out that last micro percentage... Just as you occasionally hear of a dog going nuts......more

I suppose you could take a donut,... and with the banana,...not so gently demonstrate what prison sex might look like to a pervy teacher walking a very fine dangerous line...

I've got a mansion, Forget the price... aint never been there, They tell me it's nice... -Joe Walsh A sexy ski in-ski out log home on a mountain with a hot tub, a lot of animals and very few people...I guess we could throw in some Don Julio 1942 sipping tequila and enough sticky Icky to make Snoop proud...

Bravo! Love it!

A friend sent me a video by email of a young man I think in India...The subject only said..."Son, that is not a handrail"...He was on the top of a train...authorities were demanding he come down...but he stayed on top of the train...finally bored he stood up to move to go somewhere else on top of the train...when he st...more

My eyes still burn from that one lol

Aqua Man, Unfortunately  if it eliminates wrinkles, gives them energy, gets them horny, or makes certain body parts grow....or disappear,...a lot of these precious animals will be doomed...