The death panels will help.

They should get married,---TO EACH OTHER!

President,a robot would have to be better.

First I guess I'd have to pay my fair share to the sleazy I.R.S.

Scientists don't know as much as they pretend to.I'm a non believer..

Neither one is as good as Leno.

I worked until 66 and it was hard making it that far ,during my last four years of employment I had a knee and hip replacement.Working longer is great if you sit around and write articles for MSN,, but not so great if your job requires some physical labor.

I put a gay rights bumper sticker on my boss's car.

Never let your partner out of sight.