Not a good idea. I was never able to sit still, and would bounce off multiple times.

I really hope they find those bastards. If I caught anyone doing anything to my pets like this, there'd be hell to pay.

I think there's something in the water down in Florida...

He's just calling it like it is. We need judges like that over here!

"Thought the puppy was dead." Were they both blind and deaf? Lame-**** excuse, glad the pupster's ok.

The police had to be called? What, did they have brass knuckles? How old were these women?

Can I shove the can of mace so far up his ****, it'll keep spraying?

Wasn't it like this already, or is something different now? I'm confused...

I hope the article means that the kid's act is being investigated, not the threats.