Uh, a little 1984?

I miss the days of peanuts, a deck of cards, plastic wings, saying hi to the captain, low security, smoking, a pillow, a blanket, and a complete hot meal. I don't like "Flight Attendent". I would rather roll it back in time. Anyone have a time machine?

Well, I saw some great comments. I for one am considered to be a thin male. I guess I wouldn't want to go to this event because I like bigger women.