All you have to do is look at Lance Armstrong, Marion Jones, and many other athletes to know how far they will go to mask their PED use. Random testing is essential as a deterrent.

I used to cut and nibble them to various lengths to make forts out of them.

Your body, your choice.

That's why I don't use any social media outlets. If I want to demonstrate my self-importance, I will personally use my precious time and energy preparing (just for you) an e-mail, text, or phone message.   Because I'm too special to share with the whole world!

C'mon boys, lets win one for the tofu!

Hey Chip! Why don't you be the first one to line up in your "whole foods" cafeteria, you fat hypocrite.   It's not wrong to be overweight, but don't Dr. Phil someone when you look like the Pillsbury dough boy.

Joan of Rivers. But she didn't really burn, she just melts, so they just pour her back into the mold.

I'm not a Christian, but I wish Jesus would return to straighten out people like this.

Alice in Chains