Just shoot the little bastard and roast it for dinner.  Oh wait, I forgot, England is a Nanny state and you can't own guns.  Get a cat then.

What would you tell loved ones if you knew you only had a short time to live? I'd tell them to get me stuffed after I died and then be placed on the couch as a constant reminder of their love for me.

The most distrubing thing is that this has even come up for discussion as a new law.

Mostly true, but there are a few gueros out there who like the authentic stuff.

Are you a fan of Doritos Locos tacos? I've never had one but will get one of each this weekend and compare Nacho Cheese to Cool Ranch in a side-by-side taste test.  I'm hoping they'll make one with the Salsa Verde flavor next.

"You're luggage."  bang! - Ahnold from Eraser

What do you think of this find? I defer to Master Po.

Housing prices are good in Texas.  A lady I used to work with moved there and bought a 2,000 sf home for around $175K in a nice neighborhood.

I consider a decent tip as insurance for my next delivery.  I usually give $3 for a large pizza.  My pizzas always arrive quickly, and it's usually the same delivery person, so "yes" they will remember if you didn't tip them well previously.