You wish.

Sometimes you don't find that person until later in life.

Aw poor Bernie, it must suck to be you.    You don't deserve to sleep.

I could have painted that.

We'll see.  The newest "It" boy or girl usually disappears without a trace.

Going to Kmart at lunchtime.   Take that.

Is there any way that we can legally get rid of Texas?

I used to read Vogue Mag on a regular basis until it decided that a woman who was a size 8 was considered plus sized.  Now, models like Cindy Crawford and Claudia Schiffer would be considered too fat by their standards.

Any woman who purposely has a child with a man she's not married to is an idiot.  And that statement has nothing to do with the decline of the family unit.