oh good, that will bring back the 1,200 people who were crushed to death.

I like to think in a similar situation I would chase the guy down and beat him to death with a rock.   thank god she had her keys with her.

there are a lot of shopping cart fail videos out there   I have yet to see one I would actually call a shopping cart win

wow, that might be the best name ever Ban Hammer.   well played sir.

big fan of the Toyota Previa turned into a truck, but what happens when you try to open the sliding door?

I'd sooner stab myself in the eye with a scissor than watch reality TV

This is your brain.   This is your brain on drugs - WEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Whoop that trick

it either means they're being ironic or they're quoting an outside source...