I'm a guitar teacher and she is excellent for her age.

I need to call my bookie and change my bet!

My wife complains that I don't do enough around the house and I still don't get sex!

This has been going on for years. That's why this country is broke!

Young and hot and obnoxious why not it worked for Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian .

If not for sex and alcohol there'd be no kids.

Heaven must be missing an angel.

This is all in fun.My dad teased the heck out of me growing up. I actually learned to take a joke and not take myself so seriously. I wish he was still around to tease me a little more.

There's also a lot of courageous people out there making a difference in the world.