Mountain Dew is 80% Orange Juice to begin with.

Hi I am the writer of this article.  Don't be mad at me, I'm only doing my Job.  I was hired by NBC to make Conan look as bad as possible after we decided to let him go from the network.

It nothing more than a publicity stunt.  It contains more than enough mature content than other R-rated films.  They are not special, it perfectly acceptable to bleep the words, especially if they are wanting to target a younger audience.