Mountain Dew is 80% Orange Juice to begin with.
Hi I am the writer of this article. Don't be mad at me, I'm only doing my Job. I was hired by NBC to make Conan look as bad as possible after we decided to let him go from the network.
It nothing more than a publicity stunt. It contains more than enough mature content than other R-rated films. They are not special, it perfectly acceptable to bleep the words, especially if they are wanting to target a younger audience.