She forgot to say that the cigarettes she smokes are also a good appetite suppressant.

I hope Ed has to live in a trailer park.....Actually, after he sells his home he could live like a king in a trailer park.

I wish I had been nude from the time I was 12 until I was 28. I looked great!I think a lot of guys wish she had been, too. Then everyone would have been happy. She could start now.

I just read a story about his half brother who lives on a dollar a monthThat's considered wealthy over there.

She's giving it away because she realized no one would buy it.

I heard Gary Glitter is giving something away for new voters, too. I don't think it's music though.

who is paying for this guy to fly all over the place?I imagine it's whatever government is trying to unload him. The thing is, what country would accept him? I guess Britain has to because he is a British citizen. Basically, its their trash so they should keep it there.

Nasty E, we still have Amy Winohouse.

axlegrease123, lois is a girl's name. Did you mean Louis?