I haven't gotten any really stupid memos, but a friend of mine once told me her boss sent out a memo to ALL employees outlining the "correct" way to wipe your feet on the rug before entering a building. It was followed up with a time and date for a  live demonstration. She said he was kinda strange.

Of course I sleep. I just don't care if that particular neighbor hears us doing the "wild thing" any more. We DON'T make a ruckus. This dude must have a stethoscope against the wall. Seriously.

"DON'T FOLLOW ME! I HAVE ENOUGH PROBLEMS!"

We had a neighbor who used to yell at us for making too much noise in the bedroom. We ignored him.

All good ones except man at starbucks in his pjs and girl with no shirt.   One time my brother and I were in a traffic jam at a toll booth. I happened to glance over and there was a man who was reading PlayGIRL magazine. I had read it before so I asked my brother the MOST STUPID question in the world:   "Why would ...more

My dad had a dog that followed him everywhere-including the garage where he taught Rex the names of his tools. Occasionally, there would be tools missing and surprise! The dog would find them. It was easy to blame the dog for taking them. Once when my dad lost his hand saw and asked the dog to "fetch", Rex couldn't fin...more

I agree with you! The producers should be centering the show around the singers-not  the judges. So much drama!! Just give me another song!

It wasn't too bad moving back in with my folks. I told them it was only temporary, and it was. I paid rent, although I got the "family" discount. We all got along well. Every few years, I had to move back for whatever reason---but it was always just for a month or two until I got my crap together.

Great idea! I've always hated the clothing they stick their tag on anyway. However, I have an idea!   Seeing that I'm over 50, and about 15 lbs overweight, Maybe I'll buy something of theirs off MY local thrift store rack and squash my body into it.........THEN, I'll proudly wear it to ALL the high school sporting e...more