Was getting groceries one day and the girl in front with two kids used a link card. I was curious to see what kind of car she had so I watched as she left. She had a Ford Excursion, the biggest gas guzzling SUV you can find next to a hummer. We all see this stuff every day. Kiss America goodbye. Stick a fork in us we a...more

Must be Obamacare.

Looks like Bozo the clown with boobs.

Old age and wealth are all relative.

My wife and I went to Red Lobster for our anniversary. It was packed. Others might not be doing well, but this one sure was.

Could she make herself look the the Wookie, Moochelle?   Get a bad dress, some angry eyebrows, hunched shoulders, too much teeth a grinch nose and stick her face in a bowl of cr ap. That should just about do it.

What about, "Mortimer we're back" from "Coming to America", when Eddie Murphy hands the bums some cash.

Because they donate money to campaigns.

Crocs must be Democrats because they eat their own, especially their young.