I would like to see less of her underwear.  Two pieces less, in this case.

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Played with it while soft, now it's all hard.

That ought to delay his retirement by about 5 weeks.

If that student didn't like black people before, you can be sure she doesn't now.  Good work Sharon Brooks Hodge!  What a dumb ****.

If they don't like the food or service, don't leave a tip!  They should probably ask for a manager and see if they can get their meal refunded.  They shouldn't have to pay anything for lousy food and bad service!

In mother Russia, fish grenade you!

Perhaps he should've worn some safety goggles?

What happens when they are too old to go to war?  No more smokes, no more beer?