I'll tell you what I want to ship to one million moms... it sounds like ship, but sure doesn't smell like it!  Jokes, jokes...  grow a sense of humor, crybabies.

Can't wait to book my trip there and cancel it.  "Sorry, it's too sunny for me to go into a cave."

Can't wait to see this mess in the making.

Doesn't she have to answer a math question to win a prize in Canada?  She already failed it...

But all cats are evil.

Government overspending is non-partisan.  Both parties grossly overspend.  Taxpayers do nothing to reign this in and allow them to continue spending on whatever they want.

Start pointing the video cameras and they'll cover up.

Pretty sure John Travolta was Phenomenon.

Not to worry, they were just harvesting the digital whales for digital science.