It's amazing what pigs people can be.  To take advantage of free samples is not much different than stealing.   You should never take more than one.  To those who abuse it  I say, "oink, oink"

He should seek employment that doesn't require public speaking after consulting a good psychiatrist.   What he did suggests some kind of mental block.

Love their french fries, but  that's the only thing I ever get from  McHorrible's

I'll go with Morena's crash dive.   Christina can't be considered daring because her explosive assets  always reveal themselves no matter what she wears.

No Time for Sergeants  was the movie I remember best.    When he had the toilet seats rigged to salute  it was one of  the great cinematic comic moments.    On TV so many wonderful characters in  Mayberry, sad to see them slowly die off.   It was a great ensemble cast.    Those were the days, my friend ....

Hate to tell you this, but if you didn't have commercials you'd be watching a blank screen.  Last time I heard it's not illegal for networks to make money, but I'd  do vigorously object to the increasing audio during commercials.

Simple evasive tactics, Sherlock.   Tape the show, then watch it later and whiz through the commercials.

I think she's amazing.   To be so disciplined is just one facet of being a great athlete

Neither the Marlins or the Rays deserve a baseball team.    Considering what they've accomplished their lack of support is pathetic.