Give Exxon Mobil a stake in the Great Lakes and congress will have that running in no time.

That's the Maverick way.

The only way we can solve problems like this is by getting to the truth about Benghazi.

uh uh, that ain't your water.

Kind of funny, I work in IT and a sales manager told me once there is no money in IT. I'm no millionaire but I would believe there are more millionaires made over the last decade from IT than selling advertising.

...because there aren't people who amassed debt in the 90's and filed for bankruptcy to "take the easy way out." College tuition is 3 times the cost it way 20 years ago.

How about this one, if you're fat get off your @5s and work out.

Hey has anyone heard of a website where I can meet older women? If only there was something like that out there...

Can I still buy two cokes and drink both?