Hmmm...the wuestion implies there's bad sex.  Bad sex is like bad Italian food.....it's still pretty dam good!

Congrats, you went out and got it.  Now try to convince the masses they finance your large living via  their insurance premiums, because they think they pay the hated schoolteachers, but everyone else makes their own money..

The rest of the animal kingdom follows a great rule....those best fit to reproduce do the most reproducing.  Our part of the animal kingdom doesn't follow that rule, because the rest of us will pick up their slack.  Imagine if one lion had more offspring than he/she should, and the rest of the lions bringing them their...more

UP PERISCOPE!  Too bad we're so uptight nowadays, or we could be enjoying things instead of worrying about being so politically correct.  Nothing wrong with beautiful women.  Our debates couldn't get any worse anyway, so why not try this?

Nice rule the school strangled itself with.  Good thing all rules aren't like that, or we could all murder our first spouse, no penalty until you get caught murdering your 2nd.

Another thing, nobody suffers from lack of sex drive.  You're actually lucky to have no sex drive cause you're finally getting all the sex you want....(none).

Imagine, that full head of hair gets you that model's attention, and you have a limp noodle!  I'd stick to the regular gals and show them a good time.

Why is Miss Universe always from planet Earth anyway?  After all, it's MISS UNIVERSE!