Well, folks . . . I'll jump in here with one of my pet-peeves concerning the "modern female"  (I'm 59);  TOE RINGS!   JEWELRY?  On the region of the body that becomes FILTHIEST,  STINKIEST, FASTEST? What utter  NONSENSE!   Laughably LUDICROUS!   Indescribably INANE!   You see 80-year-old bags---hobbling on wal...more

Well, folks . . . I get such a kick out of picturing you redneck/racist/gun-loonie types shooting it out with your neightbors over the last bowl of Raisin Bran!  Or maybe the last box of "Depends Diapers" for adults?  After all, Granpap may lose control of himself when the howling mob surrounds your "Fortress-House-Bun...more

Well, folks . . . does anyone else have fond memories of  Broughton's Books, on Colorado Blvd. in Pasadena?    Gone, but not forgotten . . .    Gary in Arizona

Well, Dopey Jeweler . . . where can I get the best deal on a pair of genuine emerald cuff-links?   Gary in Arizona

Well, folks . . . NOBODY watched the burial?    Then WHO "tipped" the board?    And whoever gave him the bath should get the Navy Cross for duty "above and beyond!"      Gary in Arizona

Well, folks . . . Was Marie Antoinette one of Annies' ancestors?   "Let YOU PEOPLE eat cake!"    Gary in Arizona

Well, folks . . . I've known SO MANY "macho gun-loony" fools who thought they were "automatic experts", but who don't know their posterior from a post-hole!    This is why every police locker room in the country has chips & gouges in the floor, walls and ceiling!     Gary in Arizona

Well, folks . . . the MOST dangerous thing . . . occasionally I'll risk permanent brain injury by watching Fox "NEWS".     Gary in Arizona

Well, folks . . . A SECRET? . . . LOL . . . you can bet that Russian Intelligence knew about it the moment the first shovel of dirt was turned.  The Walker Family Spys told them!  (If you're ignorant of the Walker's---look 'em up!)   The American family that spies together---STAYS together!       Gary in Arizona