My cat used to take her food with her paw, scoops it into the water dish, waits until it's slightly soggy, and then fishes it out (no pun intended) and eats it out of her paw.  I got the message and started buying wet food instead from the vet.

My sister had gotten her kitten declawed and sent me a text telling me. So I asked her if her cat had booties to protect his paws. Unfortunately, my phone autocorrected it to "aww does he have titties?" About a week later I inadvertently asked my mom if she wanted me to come over and help her penis (which was suppos...more

HA! My family kept telling me "you're making enough money to be considered middle class, I don't understand why you're struggling so much?" To which I'd always respond: "I make $10/hour + 9 hours overtime per paycheck, minus taxes, minus $400/mo for the room I rent, minus $335/mo for student loans, minus $80/mo for ...more

Then he should have said so. My college fund was used up when my grandfather got cancer. So you'll excuse me if I don't take the "nobody knows how to save for the future" part lightly. I have had to take out student loans to go through college, on top of the scholarships I already received. I graduated in the top 10 of...more

My entire step family were dog-lovers... that is... until they married into my family. Now they've come to the dark side (where there's catnip)!

Um... kind of looks like a blimp to me....

I have no idea what you just said...

How about protecting their youth from the terrors of bad music taste?

Who cares about "50 Shades" - to a prolific reader and writer, the story is along the same lines as "Twilight": whiny and pathetic. Even though the VD books left something to be desired, I do enjoy the show (it doesn't follow closely to the books' storyline). There are so many better written books out there, open your ...more