If not someone else's.

He's quickly turning into the next Michael Jackson.

I had that poster on my bedroom wall when I was a kid!   Excellent!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  HA!     Thanks for that!

Ever since I lost the use of my left lung, I've cut my smoking in half.

I feel infected just reading this.

You can now get both clips in a "package" deal.

I blame the Roomba.  This thing probably activated, scared the crap out of the dog and then went on to make it worse.   Stupid Roomba.

I feel like I'm owed some porn.