Maybe clean your homes and you won't have ants to begin with.

The slimy stuff is obviously the blob

It's his property he should be able to decorate any way he wants, even if its tasteless and tacky.

For 35 dollars that taco better jack me off, I don't care what's in it.

Gifted dickeaters?

Sylvia Browne is a money grubbing fat charlatan.  If people are stupid enough to go to her for advice then they deserved to get duped.

I usually eat while I shop, I mean, it's just right there.

The cops were too busy eating donuts

You look like you're related to them... I bet you feel a kinship to them.