matt damon and michael ballack

who in the right mind assigns his students to write their own obituary?

hjhj

Do I need to bring rubber gloves as well?

it's k, I pee in my bathtub

shut up and take my virginity

labia majora hehehehehehe

*puts kit kat in the trunk and waits for a bite* - oh look, a bite, quick - close the trunk before she escapes

i always try to run over jack rabbits, they always come to my lawn and s*** on my grass