It's tough to say since I've never really talked to any of "these kids today" . . . they're too busy texting.

Given her self-proclaimed tastes in men, I daresay this transformation will put a serious dent in her social life . . .

"However, the flamboyant former NBA star insists, 'I'm not a diplomat' . . . " Probably the smartest thing Rodman's ever said.

The pooch, or the fem-bot? ;)

I was thinking the same thing.  If it was public lands in So. Cal, yeah, Mexican cartels would probably be the best bet.  But, in Oregon?  I have to agree with buddadon.

"More than 1,500 pot plants were carried away from the hidden garden . . . " By whom? ;)

Easy - no car & no phone.  Problem solved.

Did she try to have the internet arrested as well?  What a child . . . the principal, that is.

While I wasn't an English major, I did get a good chuckle from #6, as I steadfastly refuse to buy a Kindle or any other e-reading device.  There's just no substitute for a good old-fashioned book in my humble opinion.