People say "You won't go until it's your time." I say, "But what if it's the pilot's time?" But nah... I don't mind it.

According to the Discovery, History and NatGeo channels, a meteor or large volcanic activity can throw everything out of whack. So maybe we'll get a tiny one of those and set everything back right.

That looks fine to me...

If I don't like it, I don't eat it. But I admit that I don't send food back either because I know it has a high probability of being spit on. I take eating out as a gamble that we simply take.

A picture of a mom breastfeeding would be one of the LEAST shocking things I've ever seen in a Wal-Mart.

I picture someone eventually trying to clone people and they end up being like the kid in Pet Cemetary.

lol

And coming from China means there could be possible lead poisoning through the ding ding...

Better call AFLAAAAAAC!!