Hey dash! I did read the bible, and it made me atheist.

Fine, but can we get a republican to admit a democrat might be ok because of his good deeds?

Sounds like a weapon of mass destruction...

Good application of an old joke! I used to send emails to friends who worked in cubicles (sorry, they're fun to pick on) that asked them to read out loud: I am sofa king we Todd did!

WTF, eh?

Like your spelling?

Hmmm, I blame conservatives for strip searches. Wanna compromise and just agree its idiots and pervs? They can come from either side.

You're a frikkin idiot.

What was this teacher thinking?!  Easy - he/she wanted to see naked 15 year olds.