The best bathroom scribble I have ever read... (Setup) This was written on the bottom of the door in extremely small writing.   "Congratulations!  You are now pooping at a 45 degree angle."

The Bible is much more violent than 99% of video games are

I've played games my entire life...   I was going to say something clever and productive but i've suddenly gotten the urge to jump on a turtle and watch a gold coin pop out of it's ****... be right back...

My wife works at Wal-Mart, and her experience there has been an absolute nightmare.   She was hired on under the impression she would be a full time employee.  That only lasted about two weeks till they bumped her to 630-11 6 days a week.  Being considered part time means no benefits, and barely enough hours.   ...more

... how did he manage to catch 33 pounds of these things in the first place?

I love the "She was only 16 so obviously her parents failed at life" comments.  Not only is it completely missing the point of the topic; but its ridiculous and naive.  Surveys have been done, and while they all vary to a degree most of them agree that ~50% of high school teens are no longer virgins.   Thats right fo...more