If I had been that bus driver, I probably would have forgiven the child for his misconduct.  Or, maybe I'd send a note home everyday!!!!!  But, seriously, I have said for a long time, many parents should be court mandated to teach classes for at least a month, every day, all day, as the teachers do. And, many of them s...more

How I would have loved to be the spoon in picture number one.  But, would rather have been that bowl of Ice cream!!!! Well, years ago, I would have.  Now, when I wake up, all my joints that used to be limber are stiff.  The one that used to be stiff is limber as a dishrag.  Now, I'd just look and reminish.

Ths sun is not a jackass.  Without it, we would all be an icycle.  The people who abuse their bodies by being in the sun too long are the jackasses.  But, ask your doctor if sunlight is good for you.  And, remember, there is probably an "ask your doctor " ad that will tell you just what to get for sunburn.  It will onl...more

1957153 must be the number of tattoos you have.

Better a kiss from a wolf than one from a politician.  At least, if the wolf kissed you, he would like you.

To psychedout:  So, are you saying you are wealthy?  If so, then maybe you need to pay the freeloader bills.  I find the wealthy people are the stingiest ones.  You must have misread my post.  I said "If I had my life to live over....."  I have several degrees, not that it matters.  But, yes, I did believe in education...more

To psychedout:  You really must truly be psyched....out!!!  We would need to send them nowhere.  Leave them where they are.  And, doing that will cost us absolutely nothing at all.  Simply take their name off the freeloaders list and stop direct depoiting to their bank account.  And, cancel all their freeloader credit ...more

I love women! They live to "shop!"  Remember, "shop till I drop!"  I think that is true.  I believe one could sell bagged dog turds to women if they put them under a "blue light special" and put up a sign saying "half off."

I don't have a tattoo and don't want one.  In the Navy, I had to tell some buddies "I don't want anything on me I can't wash off."  That is still true today.  I have never liked women with tattoos.  However, I have to admit, there are a very few I somewhat like.  Those on the back or tummy...a rose growing out of her b...more