The only new ground broken by this poor flick, was the tentacle rape scene in the woods.  While it creeped out my wife, I found it a bit boring but then, I don't have a vagina.  If that is your cup of tea, skip the movie and go straight to the hentai web sites.

I agree with Bmiller....I laughed at the sheer stupidity of the scene.  This movie did not play anything for laughs, it was totally serious even though the plot was at times laughable. Totally predictable, unless this was your first horror/slasher movie. I knew what was coming in every scene it was so predictable.  The...more

It was lousy.  If my wife and I had not had a growler of beer to finish, we would have walked out.  It was an eyeroller.  Totally stupid.  It took itself too serious, played all of the over the top scenes as if they were believable instead of laughable.  At least Bruce Campbell knew how to play things for a laugh.  Don...more

She's judging what?  She has not talent so what is she using as a basis.  She is a F'ing model. By defintion they just stand there and look pretty.  If they are lucky the drugs they take haven't adled what little brains they have, and at worst they are like Kate Moss, with too much money and not enough brains and becom...more

Right our of the field too?  It has taken almost 5 years for her handlers to make her not look like some refugee from Walmart.  What people resent is her intrusion on an entertainment event.  What next, Speilberg handing out Medals of Honor?  I mean he has the qualifications, he made a few war movies.  Michelle has mad...more

Professional women don't inspire me at all. Especially not the women on this list. My mother inspired me by being a good mom, instilling values in me and my siblings. I respect the women I work with an who work for me, but in large part, they are unhappy, unable to have a relationship, because they are overly competiti...more

You should have built somewhere else, or stayed awake in science class when they were talking about coastal erosion processes.  Most of us see know reason we should have to subsidize your insurance costs simply because you are stupid.

As long as I've been a geologist, some 33 years now, it has been a standing joke that the Corp of Engineers is famous for not being able to find their collective **** with both hands. The insist on applying engineering solutions to earth science problems, ignoring the underlying geological processes.  Beach erosion is ...more

Yeah, any guy who sticks cigars in women's vaginas for kicks so he can smoke them later is real classy.  I hope his daughter Chelsea can be so lucky to find a guy like him.  Kind of shows what Bill thinks of women, walking talking humidors.  There is a special place in hell for people like him.