Now that I`ve been diagnosised with stage 4 cirrhosis of the liver, I wont be drinking much "Makers Mark", but hey, knock yourselves out guys.

Somebody already beat him to it and named the cave baby Dave Navarro.

See what I mean? I can`t even write a correct sentence..... listened?

Doing drugs and smoking cigarettes. I`m paying dearly now. I was book smart but not smart enough to listened to good advice.

In the mid 1990`s I was pulled over on the Garden State Parkway by a New Jersey State Trooper. I had an unpaid traffic ticket from 1978 and long hair. After he tore my van apart - twice - and left my tools and clothes in a pile in the middle of the van, he found a joint on me in wy watch pocket. When we went to court i...more

I`d leave but my coochie is froze to the ground!

One of the last of "Americas Greatest Generation". Thank-you Mr. Carey for the years of enjoyment. Thank-you and the "Duke" (and so many more of the Great Ones), for some of my fondest childhood memories of playing "Cowboys and `Injuns".  A bittersweet day, sad your gone, happy to remember you.

No, it`s better than Clownacki !!!

After the fox couldn`t reach the grapes he said, "those grapes are sour anyway". Does this ring a bell?