Wow, I'm impressed, what else do you know?

Why doesn't he call on the evil spirits to transport him out of prison?

If killing a chicken a crime why isn't killing unborn baby's a crime?

Wal-Mart philosophy, why pay more than two or three checkers, they know your going to come back anyway.

I don't see Wal-Mart twisting anyone's arm to purchase pre-paid cards.  I buy them because I three cents off per gallon on gas, and right now I get 10 cents off.

When I was younger and single it seemed as though the girls went for the sorriest male around.

There's the answer, that's why women like Obama.

Maybe there was some squeeing going on.

Just look into the eyes of mug shot #1.  She's a wicked woman who would turn you every which way but loose.  She's the kind men should run from.