Not enough of this going on!

**** the yearbook honey! Raising your child right and beating all the statistics would be the ultimate middle finger to that superintendent!

Anyone like Cider? Dickens Cider?

I'm not attracted to the same sex and I say/think perverted things all the time. Can't help it. You do to you pervert! 50% of all giraffes are bi-sexual. I'm not defending either side, just stating a fact.

Question. Why do gay men act like women?

As a boner donor, I've only donated 7 inches.

Is it at the hairport?

I mustache you a question but I'll shave it for later!

The truffle shuffle!