Horse meat is probably healthier.

Beef, pork, chicken, and turkey all combined! The whole meat animal burger!

Democrats have always scored higher than Republicans on IQ tests.

There's one thing I know about banks. If they can find a way to screw you, they will.

I tried to stay away from people at work as much as I could manage too, whether I was sick or not!

The only jobs I ever had that had sick leave were unionized positions. I don't know if that is a good thing or not any more.

There are too many people to put on the list.

You are an oxymoron.

I'm surprised to JC Penney's top this list but I no longer shop there anyway. They appear to be headed for bankruptcy.