Yeah, Queen, I know what you mean.  At least once a week I smashed my knee into the corner of my desk at work.  I thought it was permanently black and blue, but after about a year of retirement the glorious colors faded.  Then, I was walking to the bathroom in the middle of the night and, taking a stride forward, broke...more

You can join me, Pug.  I'm doing nothing for the holiday, so we can do nothing together.    And yes, Queen.  I fall upstairs frequently.  It is, indeed, a talent that few of us are lucky enough to have.

Yeah, Bud, but there's always hope ....

I agree, Ace.  Perhaps he could be housed in a cell with people he sent to prison for possession of drugs.

Well, hello Pug.  It's good to see you, and I hope you have some pretty exciting plans for the weekend.

Yes, and they even go so far as to THROW others in jail for the same offense.

Heroin?  A judge?  And the judge who was with him died of an overdose?  I guess his tee-shirt was proper attire for his propensities, but he wasn't the brightest crayon in the box to advertise it.  I wonder how he'll get along in prison.

I've only experienced schadenfreude when laughing at myself for some of the stupid things I've done, like stepping off a curb and falling on my face, falling up the stairs, punching  the open cupboard door so hard it popped back and smacked me in the head, etc.  So far, I haven't had the opportunity to see anyone else ...more

Hi, Maggie.  BG has had his walk and is lying next to me on my brother's sofa (brother encourages that particular activity).  Sure is good to read you this evening!