And the Darwin award goes to...

This is thanks to pestiside infused GMO crops.  I agree with J N - Blame Monsanto.

This never happens in America and you know why...   Jesse Ventura put it best.  Politics is like Pro Wrestling.  In front of the cameras they hate each other but behind closed doors they are best friends on the same side.

I had an abusive parent.  He beat me.  My mother on the other hand still spanked me but only when I did something bad enough to deserve it.   There is a difference between spanking and abuse.

So that might not have been dog poo at the park the other day........eww

I don't know the cat looked into it until the sloth put him in the sleeper hold.  After that he still looks like he's into it.

The glitch is between his brain and his foot.   Teens shouldn't be allowed to drive large vehicles like that anyway.  Those are for work vehicles and soccer moms.

How about paying your back child support.  Honestly I think maybe putting some of that money aside for your kids might be smart.

And a coinpurse to go with number 5.