The KTM Duke will NOT cost $5,000, trust me.......

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in the Periodic Table of Elements.  The only element he believes in is the element of surprise.

That's...just....nuts.

Clean underwear..

The majority of the 1% inherited their wealth, they didn't actually earn it.  In fact, the roots of much of their present day wealth can be traced back over 100 years.  If you think hard work alone will get you into the 1%, then you really don't know how the club works. The club is about preserving wealth at all costs,...more

I smell a Pulitzer.

Unprofessional all the way.  They should settle this as "professionals" Aaron Burr and Alexander Hamilton did.  May I recommend hand grenades for both parties instead of dueling pistols?

Get the magnum is right.  I've seen people dragging on bags big enough to fit a circus midget .  What happened to those size restrictions that were put in place?  Thank you for hogging the aisle and the overhead compartment as well as adding to the time it takes to board while you attempt to bench press your carry on i...more

And you thought, "Talking out of your azz was just a phrase!"